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Meet The Staff
Greg Muehlfeld - General Manager and Cook - Greg is a heavy drinking,
cigar-smoking, kleptomaniacal, misanthropic, egocentric, ill-tempered robot,
originally programmed to bend girders for suicide booths, and is now General
Manager of Great Skate. He is also known to have deep desires to be a folk
singer or a chef. Greg is also the chef of Great Skate Ship.
Maggie Scarsdale
- Manager - Maggie
is the competent, one-eyed captain of the
Great Skate Ship. Abandoned as a baby, she grew up in an Orphanarium believing
herself to be an alien from an unknown race. She later learns that she is
actually a mutant from the sewers. She used to work as a career assignment
officer at the cryonics lab where she first met Greg.
Brianna Mantel
- Assistant Manager - I was born and raised in New York. I have lived in
Illinois for 4 years now. I am 17 years old and a senior at Triad High school.
After I graduate, I hope to go to college to start on my degree towards my
psychology major. I have one brother and two sisters. I currently live with my
mom and my sisters in Troy. I first worked with Pizza Hut as a waitress before I
began working at The Great Skate. My favorite hobbies are: hanging with friends,
working with horses, playing sports and listening to music. I absolutely LOVE
working with kids. Kids are a big part of my life.
Brian Stahlheber - Web Designer - Brian is 56 in human years. While he exhibits
some typical dog behaviors such as eating garbage and licking himself, he also
possesses various anthropomorphic qualities, such as the ability to speak
intelligently and walk bipedally. He also has a particularly sharp wit. Brian
has a cultured background; he loves opera and jazz, has talented vocal ability,
being able to sing all four parts to a barbershop quartet simultaneously. He is
depicted speaking fluent French, Tagalog, and decent Spanish. He attended Brown
University, and is an avid writer. As the most sensible member of the Staff,
Brian often serves as the voice of reason or as a mediator during staff
arguments. He is also usually the first (and often only) one to realize that
there is impending danger.
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